I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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