can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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