margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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