everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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