My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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