So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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