You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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