is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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