At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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