I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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