I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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