And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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