When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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