hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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