I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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