I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you would pick up someone in the library
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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