thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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