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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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