mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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