why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My legs feel like baby dolphins
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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