Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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