She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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