yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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