READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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