At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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