The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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