i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT