Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you