I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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