She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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