These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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