I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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