..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize