garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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