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it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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