Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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