But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Damn victory sex feels great
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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