Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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