like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think I am morally bankrupt
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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