I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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