Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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