If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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