I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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