Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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What drink are we having for lunch?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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