You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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