I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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