just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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