Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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