I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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