So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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