Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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