dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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