She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The best revenge is premature balding
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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