How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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