it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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