i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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