That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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