turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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