he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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